🎉 Attention Solo Dwellers! Underground Palace Awaits in Holladay, Utah 🎉 Price: A mere $1,100/month (we know, what a steal!) Size: 1,000 sq ft of subterranean splendor Bedrooms: 1 (perfect for you and your imaginary friend) Bathrooms: 1 (no sharing required!) Welcome to Your New Basement Bunker! Calling all lone wolves, solo artists, and single-and-loving-it individuals! We've got the perfect hobbit hole for you right here in the heart of Holladay, Utah. Say goodbye to noisy roommates and hello to your very own underground sanctuary! What's Cooking in This Cave of Wonders? Your very own secret entrance (shhh, don't tell the surface dwellers) A kitchen with everything you need (it's not fancy, but it'll get the job done) Bonus: A table included! (For all your solo dining and brooding needs) Living area spacious enough for your wildest basement dreams Utilities included! (We're not monsters) BYO Internet (perfect excuse for when you "didn't get that email") Parking for one vehicle (your batmobile will be safe here) Location, Location, Underground Location! Stumbling distance to food trucks, the library, grocery store, pharmacy, restaurants, gas station, and other stores 15-minute drive to downtown SLC (in case you need to remember what the sun looks like) Quick access to hiking trails and ski resorts (for when you decide to emerge from your cave) The Fine Print (read with squinty eyes): 6 month lease preferred (commitment issues? This might not be for you) First month's rent and security deposit required (we accept cash, card, or your firstborn child) Strictly for singles! (No plus-ones allowed, not even plants) No pets (your pet rock doesn't count) Non-smoking property (but what you do with your smoked meats is your business) Ready to embrace the basement-dwelling lifestyle? Contact us today! But remember, only inquire if you're flying solo - this bat cave is for one superhero only! Phone: (801) 860-0230 (ask for the Basement Baron) Email: jenni@arbordesign.org P.S. Did we mention it's for singles only? Seriously, we'll check. 👀